He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. During the second year, the wife speaks and the husband hears. The bloke proceeds to play the most melancholy jazz solo the manager has ever heard. Sex in an adult theater - hard-core-gasms. Sex in a boat - oar-gasms. A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. The father then replies, "What the fuck is the difference?
The angel smiles and says:
Hardcore Mice Joke
Sorry about the language for those who can be bothered with being offended by that sort of thing. Where did I get this black eye? A man is in a hotel lobby. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his four-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! The bloke proceeds to play the most melancholy jazz solo the manager has ever heard. The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party.